Have a nasty stye on your eye? Just stroke the eyelid with the tail of a black cat and the swelling should go down after about an hour!
Cut yourself while shaving? Kill a moth fluttering around your candle and apply the insect to the bleed. The bleeding will stop instantly!
Have skin covered in blots and blemishes? A mix of onion juice and vinegar takes them all away!
Have a toothache? Try pouring some freshly squeezed beet juice up your nose to quickly relieve the pain!
Still have a toothache? Have the tooth removed then jammed back in! This will probably destroy the nerve and cease the pain.
Have a cough and a fever? Get some powdered rhubarb root, mix it with some ginger, brandy, and water, drink the mixture, and within a few days all symptoms will dissipate! ORDER NOW and the rhubarb powder can even help cure other ailments, including but not limited to: gout, styes, ear aches, jaundice, nearsightedness, and much, much more!
If none of these treatments help, there's always bloodletting! Bring balance to the humours by physically removing the bad blood.
Sources:
"Jane Austen's England" - Roy and Lesley Adkins
"Culpeper's Complete Herbal" - Nicholas Culpeper
